Sour Gropes - Glenn Beck's interview with Eric Massa wasn't a total waste of time -- he got a new sign-off phrase.

Intro - A Boy With a Dream - Ever since Jon was a boy, he's dreamed of snubbing somebody who really wants to meet him.

Governor Paterson Scandal - With the latest domestic abuse scandal, Larry Wilmore gives David Paterson back to the blind community.

Jerry Seinfeld - Jerry Seinfeld believes the worse other people's marriage problems are, the more you laugh.

Moment of Zen - Insane Clown Posse - Martin Bashir questions Insane Clown Posse about their lyrics in a "Nightline" interview.